teens who get expensive brand new cars as soon as they get their license
I burned like 3/4 of my forearm on the oven while I was making chicken and my mom was like “honey put some butter on it it draws the heat out” so she was rubbing a stick of butter on my arm and my stepdad was like “what’s for dinner” as he walked in and saw her slathering my arm in butter and he just slowly backed away
im waiting for the day i can use this as a reaction image and confuse everyone for a good 5-30 seconds before they get it
to the window
to the wall
to the trash where i belong
WAIT WAIT! how did sun wukong get into beacon?? he was a stoaway on a fucking ship! being chased by THE POLICE! and ozpin just goes “HERE WELCOME TO OUR HIGHLY PRESTIGIOUS ACADEMY AND YOUR OWN TEAM!” WHAT THE FUCK OZPIN!?
Okay but hear me out
Those abs though.